Funny Things

Me : Kenapa bila kita turun, cam cepat je tapi bila naik lambat je? (Cabel Car)

Wan : Sebab bila kita naik semua pokok bagi salam and bila turun dorang dah...

Me : (looks at Aqba) See, dah cakap dah betul. Semua orang selalu gelak. T_T

Aqba : Takde siapa pun kata salah. 

Hahahahahaha.

Second scene, 

kitorang makan nasi (obviously pakai tangan).

On the way pergi McD, (I know its like a bad habit but... I was cleaning my nails using hujung sikat yang tajam tu) Bila da habis, tgklah kas, she was doing the same thing, using a paper! 

HAHAHAHAHA. I couldn't stopped laughing! LOL

Third scene,

We was on our way to Bangunan MPM.

Me : (innocently asked) Kas, ko cakap dengan pak guard ko nak amik sijil MUET ke?

Kas : Aah, kenapa?

Me : Oh kiranya betullah ada sijil MUET sebab aku tak pena tau pun pasal sijil MUET tu.

Kas : (laughing her heart out) yang, time zuhan uat lawak selalu you tade. (so, she repeated the story to Wan)

We arrived at the MUET counter.

Kas : Abang, cmne nak amik sijil MUET? Saya dah amik MUET time 2006 cmtu.

Abang : Oh, okay, adik isi borang ni dulu nanti abang bagi penyata tu kat adik.

Kas : Tak tak, saya nak sijil MUET.

Abang : Yang penyata tuh yang official punya, pakai yang tu pun boleh.

Kas : T_T

Me : (was standing beside her and sarcastically laughing at her) hahahahahahaha. aah, mmang sijil MUET tu ada kan?

Like we said, save the best for last kan?

Location : Depan TV, UiTM Convocation Shah Alam ke-72.

Me : (was looking at the TV) kas, ni bukan lelaki tadi yang berucap ke?

Kas : Aah. Laki tadi tu.

Me : Ish, kesian dia. Tgk kas, dia masuk balik. Mesti dia boring kan?

Kas : (was laughing her heart out) Yang.. yang..

Me : (blur)

Kas : (was telling wan the story)

Me :(still not getting the point of the story)

Kas : Zuhan, tu pagi tadi punya convo.

Me : T_T

again, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

H.