Teka -Teki, copied from old blog.

Haha.

On the way balik dari Kedah to Kl, my achik was driving the car. So she gave me this stupid teka-teki zaman 20an.

1st Question
Achik : Hani, beruk apa colour hijau?
Hani : Ummmm.. Hulk? Kingkong? Entah
Angah: Okay2, masuk akal jugak. Tapi bukan.
Hani : So, apa jawapan dia?
Achik : Berukoli (Broccoli)

2nd Question
Achik : Hani, beruk apa yang famous?
Hani : Beruk kat zoo? Hahaha! Entahlah. Jawapan mesti karut. Or Charles Brooke?
Achik : Taklah.. Brooke Shields?
Hani : (Muka besabar)

3rd Question
Achik : Hani last question. Beruk apa gay?
Hani : Huh?? (Ada ke?) Entah.
Achik : Berukback mountain (Brokeback Mountain)

Besaba gile dgn teka-teki tak masuk akal ne. So, angah was like,

Angah : Haa, tula teka-teka zaman sekarang. Tgk teka-teki dulu, "Teka teki teka tekuk, ular mati dlam mangkuk?" Achik ko uat teka-teki xbetul.

I was laughing like hell. Beruk apa gay? Muahahahahahahahahaha!

fyi; beruk ijau same as my jacket. I love it. Whee.

Lagu berkumandang; Bill & Broad - Singkong and Keju

Riddles

I love riddles, don't you? The feeling of knowing the answer after 2, 3 minutes of thinking, is worth while. HAHAHA.

Anyway, I was having lunch with my sisters when suddenly, I wanted to give them one of the riddles that my bf gave me but somehow, this would be my favourite riddle.

Along : Kenapa siput jalan slow?
Hani : Sebab dia melekit?
Angah : Sebab dia bawak rumah kat belakangnya?
Along : Yes, jawapan tu betul, i meant kalu ikut logik, betullah jawapan tu, tapi tu bukan jawapan yang tepat. (And yeah, they were ignoring my answer, thank you very much :p)
Angah : (Tanpa berputus asa)
Hani : (was giving nonsense answers. HAHAHAH)

After 5 minutes (I thinklah);
Angah : Sebab dia ngah pikir sama ada dia siput ke babi? (sambil gelak terkekek-kekek because she thought the answer was wrong but..)
Along : YES, that would be the answer.
Hani : T_T

  courtesy of ; http://priamalaya.blogspot.com/2009/07/lawak-pendeksiput-babi.html

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