kucing dan aku

I'm a cat lover, but im afraid of one.


Sebab : Takut akan kukunya.


Rumah sewa di Shah Alam, one of my housemate wants to bela satu kucing. And surprise surprise, dia bela sebab ada seekor anak Kucing ni ikut Kak J balik rumah aritu and SH come to rescue and bawak dia balik. Oh, anggap je sebenarnya SH dah ada pasir, makanan, sangkar; complete set untuk menjaga kucing. Tetapi tanpa kucing until that day.


Nama : Baby (pada mulanya) but decided to change it to Hachiko because it seems more manly, huh! Kucing Jantan nak panggil baby? Whats? Umpama panggil bem, baby! :)) KIDDING BEM!


Anyway, anggap jela jaga kitten ni cm jaga baby baru lahir. Ia teramat2 manjaaaaaaaaaaa and suka nak main kaki. On the other hand, I, Hani afraid of a KITTEN. Okay, semua orang probably gelak but that's the fact. Im afraid of its nails. Tau tak tajam? (Walaupun sebenarnya tak pernah cakar or anything but seriously scarrrrrry!)


Tiap2 hari kan, anggap je kucing tu kena marah dengan Hani. Sebab everymorning, Im the only person yang akan breakfast (mocha and roti bakar dua keping-same thing), and dia akan meow meow. Nila antara dialog2 yang mungkin boleh terjadi;


Dialog 1
Chiko : Meow Meow Meow Meow (Aku nak kuar main lari2, bawaklah aku kuar)
Hani : Eh senyaplah, meow meow meow, ko lapar ke? Sibuk je nak makan! *muka benggang*


Dialog 2
Chiko : Meow Meow Meow Meow (Aku lapar, nak makan, tambah makanan bole?)
Hani : Lapar ye? tunggu tuan ko bangun ko meow meow dekat dia okay?


Dialog 3 : Baru balik kelas
Chiko : Meow Meow Meow Meow (Cepat kuarkan aku, nak main lari2 and gigit kaki)
Hani : Ha-ha, kesian kena duduk dalam sangkar. Tak kuasa nak kuarkan kau.


Dialog 4 : Tengok Tv
Chiko : Meow Meow Meow Meow (nak kuar nak kuar nak kuar)
Hani : *buat dek*
Chiko : Meow meow meow meow (sampai nangis)
Hani : *pandang chiko and then sambung tengok tv*


Okay, memang nampak cm animal abuse kan? Tapikan cuba bayangkan kalu lepaskan dia kuar, dia rasa powerful and akan gigit2 kaki kita and setiap kali dia berlari2, i will sits on the chair and pandang je dia. Mungkin dia ada dendam dekat muka Hani. Harharhar. Sezalim2 Hani kan, I tried to be nice to him


Balik kelas;
Chiko : Meow meow meow meow (lapar-menangis)
Hani : Okaylah, kesian kau. Meh aku tolong letak makan. *amik makanan kucing and baling2 ke dalam tempat makan dia tanpa membuka sangkar*
Chiko : *Melompat2 nak capai tangan Hani*
Hani : Chiko! Duduklah diam2, tak duduk diam tak dapat makan! (Buat gaya dia manusia)
Chiko : *Still wanting to reach me*
Hani : *Konon berani nak lepaskan dia and im sitting on a chair*
Chiko : *Tangan dia dekat tempat kunci sangkar*
Hani : Tak duduk diam tak dapat makan! *nada marah*
Chiko : *still buat benda sama*
Hani : *end up baling2 je makanan kucing tu* T_T


HAHAHAHAH! ada one morning jugak, terjaga pagi2 buta and nak buang air.
Kuar2 bilik nampak ada lembaga kecik ngah lari2. Tengok2 Chiko. Awkward moment gila. Di mana dia pandang aku, aku pandang dia. Pastu dia nak menuju satu tapak ke arah aku. So I decided to went into my room and took a pillow. Masa nak kuar, halang Chiko dengan bantal and lari masuk toilet!


HAHAHAHAHAHAH, Chiko chiko. Tibe2 rindu nak gurau senda cmtuh. One week and counting! :)


H.

pengosok gigi harimau...auuum

Okay, this is among a very classic story of myself and even though I would embarrassed me a little bit, but im okay with it. Sebab, I think it's a bit hilarious and everything.


And before anything, I was not good in Maths as I am today. And I hated Maths because, I hate it. Harharhar. 


This happened when I was in Standard 4; I failed in my Maths quiz camtulah kot. This conversation between me and angah. Achik was there mencurahkan minyak!


Angah : (Holding my quiz paper) Hani, angah nak cakap something.
Hani : *naive blur face* ye angah, ada apa?
Angah : Kenapa ko boleh fail Maths ni? 
Hani : (tunduk bawah) Hani tak hafal sifir. Sifir susah la angah.
Angah : Apalah kau ni hani, angah darjah 2 dah hafal sifir. Achik pun sama, ko darjah 4 pun tak hafal sifir lagi.
Achik : Betul hani.
Angah : Makcik cleaner pun hafal sifir, ko tak malu ke?
Hani : (Tunduk bawah, muka sedih and perasaan bersalah)
Angah : Ko tau, semua orang hafal sifir. If ko tak hafal sifir, ko nak keja apa bila besar? Ko tau orang tak hafal sifir apa keja dia nanti?
Hani : (pandang muka angah takut2) Keja apa angah?
Angah : GOSOK GIGI HARIMAU, kau nak?
Hani : (dalam hati membayangkan berus gigi besar, harimau tengah tunjuk gigi dia and I was brushing it teeth) YE KE? (muka takut and hati berdebar2)
Achik : Betul tu hani!


Telefon berbunyi, angah bergegas ke telefon and achik tengok tv.


I go upstairs and took the sheet of sifir and running downstairs. Duduk dekat ruang tamu depan and started to hafal the sifir's. HAHAHAHAHAHAH! 


And now, im proud to tell you; im currently doing my Bachelor Business Administration (Hons) Finance. Percaya tak percaya budak darjah 4 yang dulu tak suka matematik, is now loving every inch of maths? 


I love angah because takutkan Hani cmtu. And here I wanted to wish her a very late birthday wish! Happy Birthday my dear sister, eventhough you are evil in your own way, I still love you! And your gosok gigi harimau's story. Jangan citer dekat anak2 Hani nanti sudahlah kan? :p


H.

dekat mana dah?

Situation : Me, angah, along, mak and babah was on our way back to home. Babah was sleeping and everyone else was awake, talking and laughing when suddenly...


Babah : (awake suddenly) Dekat mana dah ni? *note, we're at the traffic light yang akan naik bukit menuju ke au4.
Mak : Entah, Lee rasa kita dekat mana? *mummy was so excited that she was tolak2 my leg (imagine this, Along was driving, Angah was sitting besides Along, and me, mak-sitting tengah2-and babah)
Me, angah and along : Aah babah, kita dekat mana sekarang?
Babah : Errr, errr, haaa, oh oh, dekat gombak! *nada confirm dan so sure*
Mak : Gombak dekat mana lee? *she was so excited and still repeating the same action and tutup mulut sambil gelak2*
Babah : *confuse, blur and mamai* ummmm.. dekat dekat, ala Taman....
Me : Taman apa babah? *still boleh tahan gelak, just smiling*
Babah : Taman..taman, haaa, taman greenwood! *still nada confirm*


We arrived at the 2nd traffic light sebelum nak naik bukit ke Au4.


Angah : Tak pe babah, kita akan sampai dekat tempat yang agak2 familiar pasni.
Mak : Aah, sekarang kita kat greenwood! *gelak2 cheeky*
Babah : *masih blur* ummm, ohh setapak!
Everyone : HAHAHAHAHAHA. *at a point i cannot helped it but to laugh as hard as I could*


After the traffic light and lepas sekolah, dekat area tapak pasar malam Au4 *if taulah*


Babah : *terkebil2 and still doesn't know where he is until we reached dekat bengkel2 area situ* ohhhhhhh, dah dekat rumah kita!


HAHAHAH. despite that, I still do think daddy is a bit funny when it comes to mamai. Yes daddy, you're a winner! and yes, your daughter got that from you! :)
and mummy, i got that naughtiness from you! love you both!


H.

Funny Things

Me : Kenapa bila kita turun, cam cepat je tapi bila naik lambat je? (Cabel Car)

Wan : Sebab bila kita naik semua pokok bagi salam and bila turun dorang dah...

Me : (looks at Aqba) See, dah cakap dah betul. Semua orang selalu gelak. T_T

Aqba : Takde siapa pun kata salah. 

Hahahahahaha.

Second scene, 

kitorang makan nasi (obviously pakai tangan).

On the way pergi McD, (I know its like a bad habit but... I was cleaning my nails using hujung sikat yang tajam tu) Bila da habis, tgklah kas, she was doing the same thing, using a paper! 

HAHAHAHAHA. I couldn't stopped laughing! LOL

Third scene,

We was on our way to Bangunan MPM.

Me : (innocently asked) Kas, ko cakap dengan pak guard ko nak amik sijil MUET ke?

Kas : Aah, kenapa?

Me : Oh kiranya betullah ada sijil MUET sebab aku tak pena tau pun pasal sijil MUET tu.

Kas : (laughing her heart out) yang, time zuhan uat lawak selalu you tade. (so, she repeated the story to Wan)

We arrived at the MUET counter.

Kas : Abang, cmne nak amik sijil MUET? Saya dah amik MUET time 2006 cmtu.

Abang : Oh, okay, adik isi borang ni dulu nanti abang bagi penyata tu kat adik.

Kas : Tak tak, saya nak sijil MUET.

Abang : Yang penyata tuh yang official punya, pakai yang tu pun boleh.

Kas : T_T

Me : (was standing beside her and sarcastically laughing at her) hahahahahahaha. aah, mmang sijil MUET tu ada kan?

Like we said, save the best for last kan?

Location : Depan TV, UiTM Convocation Shah Alam ke-72.

Me : (was looking at the TV) kas, ni bukan lelaki tadi yang berucap ke?

Kas : Aah. Laki tadi tu.

Me : Ish, kesian dia. Tgk kas, dia masuk balik. Mesti dia boring kan?

Kas : (was laughing her heart out) Yang.. yang..

Me : (blur)

Kas : (was telling wan the story)

Me :(still not getting the point of the story)

Kas : Zuhan, tu pagi tadi punya convo.

Me : T_T

again, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

H.